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Quick movie, film, and documentary reviews from all around the world by and for the regular audience.
Argylle [2024] – Henry Cavill, Bryce Dallas Howard on AppleTV Plus
Argylle is entertaining. Sadly, that’s where the fun ends. An over-the-top action comedy with an extremely overlong runtime. Don’t get me wrong. I’ll watch Henry Cavill in…
Disney’s Wish [2023] – Ariana DeBose, Chris Pine
Disney’s Wish is another dreamy film from Disney Animation. It’s good, but it could have been much petter if the songs didn’t get in the way. In…
Dicks: The Musical [2023] – Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson, Megan Mullally on Paramount Plus
Dicks: The Musical is a ridiculous and camp musical that has no reason for existing. Sometimes cringe, other times funny. Starring Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson, Megan Thee…
Bottoms [2023] Movie Review – Rachel Sennott, Ayo Edebiri, Ruby Cruz
Bottoms updates teen movie tropes with a comedy that’ll leave you in stitches if you can handle raunchy humor. Propulsive and over-the-top. Starring Rachel Sennott, Ayo Edebiri…
Poor Things [2023] – Emma Stone, Willem Dafoe, Mark Ruffalo
Poor Things should have won the Oscars for best movie. Point Blank. Yes, it’s wildly imaginative and exhilaratingly over the top, but that’s the point. Starring Emma…
Kung Fu Panda 4 [2024] – Jack Black, Awkwafina, Viola Davis
Kung Fu Panda 4 is fun for the whole family — not as much fun as the first three, but still a good time. Starring Jack Black,…
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom [2023] – Jason Momoa, Patrick Wilson, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom does a great job at being irrelevant due to its confusing status as the unofficial end to the DCEU. Momoa deserved better,…
Madame Web [2024] – Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced
Madame Web puts the 1970s cheap horror flicks to shame. The movie has a lot more problems than just its controversial connection to Marvel Comics. I really…
Dune: Part Two [2024] – Florence Pugh, Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya
Dune: Part Two redeems the first chapter and more. Visually stunning, and surprisingly easier to follow and enjoy. Picking up where Part One ended, the movie was…
Expend4bles [2023] – Jason Statham, 50 Cent, Megan Fox
Expend4bles is a low budget mixed bag. Though the stunts are decent if not good, the backdrops are definitely questionable. Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for…
The Lebanese Burger Mafia [2023] – On Paramount Plus
The Lebanese Burger Mafia documentary movie is look at the messy history of the Burger Barron franchise. And just like the Lebanese culture, it’s messy, makes no…
Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One [2023] – Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell
Dead Reckoning is basically a movie about Tom Cruise running around with over-the-top stunts that severely under-delivers on its promise. With a terrific cast and some beautifully…
The Equalizer 3 [2023] – Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning on Crave Canada
The Equalizer 3 is not a good ending to this franchise. I’m not really sure why it was approved but it’s just okay. Bluntly put, it’s a…